tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31858154144937868972012-02-16T04:26:04.020-08:00mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.comBlogger341100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-5523083629363169872009-02-06T11:46:00.000-08:002009-02-06T11:51:46.850-08:00Do you understand that I can stand under your umbrella?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-552308362936316987?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-10743889182588892812008-12-02T04:42:00.001-08:002008-12-02T04:42:59.550-08:00You are what you shit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-1074388918258889281?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-29509807623937036652008-11-22T11:28:00.000-08:002008-11-22T11:30:02.182-08:00Hi billy!<br />I can fly...<br />Hi billy!<br />I can touch the sky..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-2950980762393703665?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-76587267346713113882008-11-14T08:18:00.000-08:002008-11-14T13:31:54.498-08:00how sad this action!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-7658726734671311388?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-9243898249947151652008-11-14T08:14:00.000-08:002008-11-14T08:18:45.148-08:00I want to put my sex in your beliefs.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-924389824994715165?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-22499950515266082272008-11-14T03:06:00.000-08:002008-11-14T03:09:34.167-08:00Every time I come . you go.<br /><br />what on earth are you fucking about?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-2249995051526608227?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-27199052798422407322008-11-14T03:01:00.000-08:002008-11-14T03:06:06.409-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;">I mean I'm in!<br /><br />without any doubt.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-2719905279842240732?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-90561436395687459852008-11-14T03:00:00.002-08:002008-11-14T03:01:41.583-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I will kick your ass</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> soon as possible. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-9056143639568745985?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-44088068870398788462008-11-14T03:00:00.001-08:002008-11-14T03:00:48.760-08:00<span style="font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><'||'></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Sometimes I feel , </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Sometimes I khers.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-4408806887039878846?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-32802505710421789462008-11-14T02:59:00.000-08:002008-11-14T03:00:00.969-08:00Gimme that Bitchgooshti.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-3280250571042178946?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-80216452019118646712008-11-14T02:58:00.000-08:002008-11-14T02:59:32.630-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Imagine a FART , without F!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How does it sound ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-8021645201911864671?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-90512295984249722942008-11-14T02:57:00.002-08:002008-11-14T02:58:27.020-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I wish I was a message in a bottle.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-9051229598424972294?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-12951497762772542552008-11-14T02:57:00.001-08:002008-11-14T02:57:34.961-08:00Mam... would you please make me a difference?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-1295149776277254255?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-13629080057112733352008-11-14T02:56:00.000-08:002008-11-14T02:57:15.431-08:00Do you sell fish?<br /><br />- No I amn't<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-1362908005711273335?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-51601671162968982582008-11-14T02:55:00.000-08:002008-11-14T02:56:29.901-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />- Maybe Hookers.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-5160167116296898258?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-91745665831470477682008-11-14T02:54:00.003-08:002008-11-14T02:54:56.050-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I have a rubber,</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I have</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> a ruler,</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I have</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> an eraser, </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I have</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> a pen and a penis.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-9174566583147047768?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-84935900360894618432008-11-14T02:54:00.001-08:002008-11-14T02:54:23.627-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Me and Myself are not even share their bed!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-8493590036089461843?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-7142597949118387112008-11-14T02:53:00.001-08:002008-11-14T02:53:57.606-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I was four and she had sex...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-714259794911838711?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-32819800332795862902008-11-14T02:25:00.001-08:002008-11-14T02:25:59.616-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Do not hide your wide wild side</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-3281980033279586290?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-4732967586952025832008-11-14T02:21:00.000-08:002008-11-14T02:25:21.776-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Imagine ! one morning , instead of the sun, a dick rises up!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-473296758695202583?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-69264206763356381412008-05-25T02:20:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:21:08.338-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hey John</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Please sleep with your own wife.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I don't want to be called "John" , when I'm fucking my wife.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-6926420676335638141?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-47857434365863220982008-05-24T02:18:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:20:13.182-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Put your hands mouth shut of me!!</span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-4785743436586322098?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-39517209765721361512007-05-24T02:18:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:18:46.762-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Wise man said : </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />O , Shit!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-3951720976572136151?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-79698901677109509362007-05-24T02:17:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:18:07.816-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">May I can shall have had sex with you ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-7969890167710950936?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-20087584690160241042007-05-24T02:16:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:17:20.163-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What do u study ?</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">-MBA</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Hmmm..I heard of it , is it really about Master Bation Arts ? </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-2008758469016024104?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-27848107915996430102007-05-23T02:15:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:16:11.241-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">If you eat this..</span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">How many fart you release?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-2784810791599643010?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-53110452340778722332007-05-23T02:14:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:15:30.134-08:00To all my brothers and sisters and motherfathers :<br /><br />I'm one of god's great sketches.<br />But , an unfinished one!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-5311045234077872233?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-49069421971019804852007-05-23T02:13:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:14:45.052-08:00<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">No one nose ..</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What eye know!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-4906942197101980485?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-11153841456727589532007-05-22T02:11:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:13:34.156-08:00<span style="font-family:Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The only difference between me and shit is you.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-1115384145672758953?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-49843493248481662132007-05-22T02:10:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:11:45.243-08:00<span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">I'm what your mother warned about .</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-4984349324848166213?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-40807946125067854132007-05-22T02:07:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:09:03.902-08:00Do you want me to resize my dick font?<br />How about pressing 'Ctrl+b' to make it <span style="font-weight: bold;">BOLD</span>?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-4080794612506785413?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-51699545700160049572007-05-21T02:07:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:07:40.206-08:00If I touch the sun I die..<br /><br />This is more than love and heat inside..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-5169954570016004957?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-31294068463555304622007-05-21T02:05:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:10:33.810-08:00Dear Father,<br /><br />According not to our existence , please use condoms!!<br />and Let us stay in/around your dick and die younger!<br /><br />You can easily adopt not-condom-fathered children.<br /><br />Spermerly Yours,<br /><br />Your Potential Children.<br />Sperm community.<br />No. 6 , Left Ball Street.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-3129406846355530462?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3185815414493786897.post-39178412806766182132007-05-21T02:03:00.000-07:002008-11-14T02:05:31.298-08:00Dont touch me...<br />I'm your shit!<br /><br />and...<br />I want to go back in your ass.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3185815414493786897-3917841280676618213?l=shortoughts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mmothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10953784174211852187noreply@blogger.com0